Juicy Tomato🍅

Let's tear this veil

Fiyinfoluwa Ajibade

Jun 23, 2024

Juicy Tomato 🍅

A tun ti de ooooo

We are back again

On your squeeeennnnn

Cheese! *Inserts Camera Clicks*📸

I read somewhere that the equivalent of #40,000 as of 2015 is now the same as the worth of #500,000 in 2024.

You too you shouted “ahhh” Abi?😂 ah ah ah Komole

*Komole meaning - Bend down low*

On some days that I go to the market, I just ask myself Kilo n sele gan gan “What’s actually going on?”, I honestly don't get it. It's alarming! But wetin for don do our steeze if no be say God turn up for us?

Now let's go to the main Juicy Tomato for this post.

All those you’ve read above are mere teasers.😂

Ehennn

Have you ever been in love before?

Why are you giving me a side eye?😂 I only asked a question, answer yes or no

If you replied no to that question above, it means you are a liar cause what do you mean?

So you've not fallen in love with Jesus before?😭 Better return back to your first love before it is too late. Kai! Homeless child.

You want to deny your lover😭what a pity. Later you’ll be raising Holy Hands singing

I'm in love

I'm in love ooo

With Jesus, I’m in love.

Just joking….

Clears throat😂

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Between the ages of 14-16, I was somewhat inquisitive about love and this led me to do some childish findings, I couldn't say I had a phone to myself, but I had one “ZTE” phone I was using.

Back then, I used to read my emails so much, I didn't know what was in my head, but I loved emails. So on my quest to find what was not missing, I came across one certain “Dating Coach” who was a white man, I don't know if I should mention the man’s name because last I checked, he is still a Dating Coach to this day😂😂

That was how I signed up for his newsletter and started receiving emails that had funny headings, but of course, I was preparing myself for the “future love”.😂🤣

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Fast forward to one faithful day in my life, my mum had access to my phone of course and I had left for school, I returned home hoping to greet my mum and have a chit-chat with her when she said “That thing that you are doing, it is today you will tell me” in my mind I was like “ahhh, what have I done?”

She handed me my phone and said oya read it, “Na hin I see “Dating Coach Boyfriend Blueprints” for heading, ahhh sangba fo! Mogbe ooo!

I read it and I just knew that I was in trouble, I mean, them no dey tell person😂 I think my mum was leaving for Church that evening so she said “When I come back, you will see what I will do to you, I will beat nonsense out of your body. This is what you are doing in school Abi?”

Brethren, you know that song by Flavour

“When the Glory comes, there’ll be no words to say”

That was my reality that evening, I didn't even know whether to begin the tears or wait till I got home so that all the beating and everything combined would add up for solid tears.

You can tell how the story went but I said all that to say this.

There is a set time for everything

There is a given purpose for God’s will and plan per time and season

Don't impose your will on God

Allow His will prevail